Jedno jutro prije par mjeseci me dočekalo ugodno iznenađenje u mailboxu. Uglavnom, netko je njenu knjigu u EPUB formatu ilegalno stavio na neki od milion siteova za dijeljenje knjiga. Koliko se sjećam link je pokazivao na neki site koji je imao pod domenu ebooklib (Library za e-Bookove) i moj library https://github.com/aerkalov/ebooklib joj je iskočio kad je guglala to ime. Gospođa je brzo spojila dva i dva i odlučila mi poslati mail.
Autorica ima farmu konja i u slobodno se vrijeme bavi pisanjem ljubavnih romana koji su usko povezani sa odgojem konja. Meni je to sve zvučalo jako zabavno i ton njenog maila me natjerao da joj napišem odgovor koristeći Chat-GPT (naravno, nakon što sam objasnio da je došlo do zabune i ja nemam nikakve veze s njenom knjigom).
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On the other hand, this little glitch in the Matrix could be a potential idea for your new book. May I suggest something like….
In the heart of the quaint English countryside, nestled in a cozy cottage adorned with shelves of weathered books, lived Elizabeth Hayes, a British author with a penchant for weaving tales of romance and adventure. Her latest novel, “Whispers in the Wind,” had garnered attention from readers worldwide, catapulting her into the realm of digital publishing.
One fateful morning, while sipping tea by her fireplace, Elizabeth stumbled upon her novel being illicitly distributed on a random website. Frustration gnawed at her as she realized her hard work was being exploited without her consent. Determined to rectify the situation, she composed a stern email to the enigmatic figure behind the digital publishing empire, a man rumored to possess multiple villas and yachts scattered across the azure shores of Croatia.
To her surprise, she received a prompt response from the elusive oligarch, Adrian Vukojevic. His words were curt but laced with a hint of intrigue. He claimed no involvement with the unauthorized distribution of her work but offered to discuss the matter further in person, extending an invitation to his villa in Dubrovnik.
Intrigued yet wary, Elizabeth found herself unable to resist the allure of confronting the man who held the key to removing her book from the shadows of piracy. With a mixture of apprehension and determination, she embarked on a journey to the sun-kissed shores of Croatia.
Dubrovnik greeted her with its ancient stone walls and panoramic views of the Adriatic Sea. As she stepped onto the marbled streets, Elizabeth couldn’t shake the flutter of anticipation in her chest. Soon, she found herself standing before the opulent gates of Adrian’s villa, where the scent of citrus blossoms mingled with the salty sea breeze.
Adrian emerged from the shadows of the courtyard, his presence commanding yet enigmatic. Their initial exchange crackled with tension, but beneath the veneer of business, an unexpected connection simmered. As they delved into discussions about copyright infringement and intellectual property rights, their debates ignited a spark neither could ignore.
Days turned into nights as Elizabeth and Adrian found themselves embroiled in a whirlwind of passion and intrigue. Against the backdrop of Dubrovnik’s ancient charm, they discovered a shared love for literature, adventure, and the thrill of the unknown.
With each stolen moment beneath the Croatian stars, Elizabeth found herself falling deeper for the man she once considered her adversary. And as the sun dipped below the horizon, casting hues of gold and crimson across the sea, she realized that sometimes, the most unexpected journeys lead to the greatest love stories of all.
Dakle, ovo je lista japanskih filmova koje sam htio preporučiti svojim drugarima. Ajde da stavimo online da imam i za ubuduće…
Ideja je da se filmovi koliko toliko mogu gledati i sa partnerima ili osrednjom djecom. Tako da nema stvari kao što je A Lonely Cow Weeps at Dawn ili Emperor Tomato Ketchup, ali nema ni nekih klasika kao što je Good Morning, Death by Hanging, Akira Kurosawa, Toshiro Mifune, … Niti je ovo ultimativna lista najboljih filmova. Ovo je samo lista.
Woman in the Dunes (1964)
An entomologist on vacation is trapped by local villagers into living with a woman whose life task is shoveling sand for them. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058625/
Japan, 1960. In a housing complex, a young introverted student observes his neighbors through a telescope. The voyeurism of a young man isolated and gloomy, will cause an explosion of madness. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059345/
Tampopo (1985)
In this humorous paean to the joys of food, the main story is about trucker Goro, who rides into town like a modern Shane to help Tampopo set up the perfect noodle soup restaurant. Woven into this main story are a number of smaller stories about the importance of food, ranging from a gangster who mixes hot sex with food, to an old woman who terrorizes a shopkeeper by compulsively squeezing his wares. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092048/
Pale Flower (1964)
Muraki, a hardboiled Yakuza gangster, has just been released from prison after serving a sentence for murder. Revisiting his old gambling haunts, he meets Saeko, a striking young upper-class woman who is out seeking thrills, and whose presence adds spice to the staid masculine underworld rituals. Muraki becomes her mentor while simultaneously coping with the shifts of power that have affected the gangs while he was interred. When he notices a rogue, drug-addicted young punk hanging around the gambling dens, he realizes that Saeko’s insatiable lust for intense pleasures may be leading her to self-destruction. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056327/
When a Woman Ascends the Stairs (1960)
A middle-aged bar hostess, constantly in debt, is faced with numerous social constraints and challenges posed to her by her family, customers and friends. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054144/
Nobody Knows (2004)
In Tokyo, the reckless single mother Keiko moves to a small apartment with her twelve years old son Akira Fukushima and hidden in the luggage, his siblings Shigeru and Yuki. Kyoko, another sibling arrives later by train. The children have different fathers and do not have schooling, but they have a happy life with their mother. When Keiko finds a new boyfriend, she leaves the children alone, giving some money to Akira and assigning him to take care of his siblings. When the money finishes, Akira manages to find means to survive with the youngsters without power supply, gas or water at home, and with the landlord asking for the rental. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408664/
After the Storm (2016)
Dwelling on his past glory as a prize-winning author, Ryota (Hiroshi Abe) wastes the money he makes as a private detective on gambling and can barely pay child support. After the death of his father, his aging mother (Kirin Kiki) and beautiful ex-wife (Yoko Make) seem to be moving on with their lives. Renewing contact with his initially distrusting family, Ryota struggles to take back control of his existence and to find a lasting place in the life of his young son (Taiyo Yoshizawa) – until a stormy summer night offers them a chance to truly bond again. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5294966/
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964)
When poor peasants kidnap a magistrate’s daughter to coerce him into reducing taxes, a wandering ronin and two renegades from the magistrate’s guard take up the fight for them. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058652/
After a badly done assignment, a hitman finds himself in conflict with his organisation, and one mysterious and dangerous fellow-hitman in particular. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061882/
Cure (1997)
A frustrated detective deals with the case of several gruesome murders committed by people who have no recollection of what they’ve done. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123948/
Woman of The Lake (1966)
A married woman lets her lover take naked pictures of her. The photos end up in possession of a man who starts blackmailing the couple. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060787/
Kabukicho Love Hotel (2014)
Over one day at this love hotel in Shinjuku, Tokyo – where guests have the choice of staying for a short time or overnight – the dreams and desires of these characters intersect while aspiring for something greater. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3876372/
Hanzo the Razor: The Snare (1973)
During the currency devaluation by the Edo treasury, officer Hanzo deals with a temple priestess who sells her pupils as prostitutes, and a notorious thief who plans to rob the mint. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174707/
Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice (1972)
Hanzo Itami is an incorruptible Edo officer who learns that an infamous killer has fled from his island prison. Hanzo begins tracking him down using his unorthodox interrogation techniques. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068650/
A submissive hooker goes about her trade, suffering abuse at the hands of Japanese salarymen and Yakuza types. She’s unhappy about her work, and is apparently trying to find some sort of… – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105622/
A New Love in Tokyo (1994)
A look a the lives of two sex workers in Tokyo: Rei, who works as an S&M dominatrix, and Ayumi, in the more straightforward profession of call girl. In addition to their working life, the … – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109059/
Lowlife Love (2016)
Tetsuo (Kiyohiko Shibukawa) is a lowlife. A film director with a small indie hit many years back, yet he has never gotten any further as he refuses to go against his ‘artistic integrity’. … – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4771704/
Hospitalité (2010)
The film follows the follies that ensue when a man and his wife shack up with a family that owns a printing press in their building, the husband takes it over, and the couple begin inviting a motley crew of friends. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1733147/
After extracting information by raping a ghost, Hanzo uncovers a plot among high officials to steal the shogunate’s gold and loan it out to the poor. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174708/
An Adolescent (2001)
Tomokawa is a tough guy turned bored cop who spends much of his time sating lonely housewives and looking after retarded teen Sukemasa. One day while hanging out at a bar, he is approached … – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304704/
Eros + Massacre (1969)
Two interwoven stories. The first is a biography of anarchist Sakae Osugi which follows his relationship with three women in the 1920s. The second centers around two 1960s’ students researching Osugi’s theories. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064296/
Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets (1971)
An angst-ridden teen dealing with his dysfunctional family hits the streets. The story is inter-cut with various psychedelic, energetic vignettes. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228853/
The Sword of Doom (1966)
Through his unconscionable actions against others, a sociopath samurai builds a trail of vendettas that follow him closely. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060277/
Fires on the Plain (1959)
In the closing days of WWII remnants of the Japanese army in Leyte are abandoned by their command and face certain starvation. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053121/
Go, Go, Second Time Virgin (1969)
After being raped in an unknown rooftop, nineteen year-old girl Poppo meets a mysterious boy, and both share their sexual traumas and fears, with fatal consequences. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065233/
A married woman and her lover murder her husband and dump his body into a well. After a while, his ghost comes to haunt them while the local gossip grows stronger. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077132/
Confidential: Secret Market (1974)
A rough, uncompromising film about a washed-out prostitute going through the hardships of life on the margins of society. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071818/
In the Realm of the Senses (1976)
A passionate telling of the story of Sada Abe, a woman whose affair with her master led to an obsessive and ultimately destructive sexual relationship. – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074102/
Trenutno sam nešto više radio na relaciji Amsterdam-Zagreb. Na zadnjem povratku (put je naravno skraćen zbog koronice) su me na aerodromu sanitarni inspektori stavili u samo izolaciju na 14 dana. Svi u nizozemskoj firmi rade od doma tako da ništa od toga nije bilo problem. Cijelo vrijeme osjećam neki pritisak u plućima, imao sam povišenu temperaturu i bolove u zglobovima. Naravno, svi su – “Zovi doktora! Jesi zvao doktora? Zovi doktora!”. Na kraju, da djelomično i opravdam na poslu par dana nerada i smirim ljude oko sebe odlučim da nazovem doktora.
“Dobar dan”, “Dobar dan” sa doktorom završi da me on ponovo nazove i kaže – “Zovi ovaj broj”. Zovem ja taj broj i opet opišem što se dešava. Oni vijećaju da li da me šalju na zaraznu ili negdje drugdje. Kažu – “Imate li koga da vas odveze gore? Ne možete ići taksijem ili gradskim prijevozom. Svakako dođite sa punim telefonom.”. Kažem – “Možda imam”. Nemam previše vremena ali prva osoba koju pitam mi kaže – “Ma moraju te oni odvesti gore ako ideš na zaraznu, neću te voziti”. “Đubre”, kažem ja u sebi i eto me opet netko zove. Kažu- “Imate rezerviran termin u 18:30 na zaraznoj…”. Kažem ja da će mi trebati prevoz jer mi je “frend” rekao da me neće voziti. “Kako to… pa uzet ćete mjesto nekome kome treba.”. Kažem kako mi je žao ali da jednostavno nisam u ovih 2 minute našao nekog a nisam siguran da ću naći. Ništa, kaže ona da će netko doći par minuta prije tog termina da me pokupi. Nije zadovoljna.
Nitko mi se nakon toga nije javljao do negdje 23:00. Dispatcher iz Saniteta je i govori mi da me vozilo čeka dolje te da ponesem masku i još par stvari. Zove me opet i kaže da će se još par osoba koje su potencijalno bolesne voziti u kombiju i da si svakako uzmem rukavice i šal preko maske ako imam. Pokušavam u žurbi da se sjetim gdje mi je šal. Ubundavam se u šuškavac koji će se lako dati oprati, puni džepovi gluposti koje će mi možda ustrebati i lagano shvaćam da sam masku trebao zavezati prije nego što sam stavio rukavice. Anywho, spremim se u roku 2-3 minute i silazim dolje.
Dolje me dočekuje vozač u onom bijelom zaštitnom odjelu s maskom i zaštitnim naočalama. Otvara kombi i kaže mi da odem u zadnji red jer ćemo pokupiti još par ljudi. Sjednem. Vidno je dezinficiran jer je sve vlažno unutra. Pičimo do Sestara Milosrdnica da pokupimo prvu osobu. Ispituje me vozač zašto idem na testiranje. Zanima ga da li se dobro zarađuje kad je čuo da radim u nizozemskoj. Malo si dečki spikaju. Gore pokupimo neku mladu djevojku. Smješta ju na red sjedala ispred mene. Hoody na glavi, maska a na leđima neka mala simpatična torbica. Kaže mi vozač da je strankinja pa da si možemo na engleski. Nekako nismo bili raspoloženi. Ona je cijelo vrijeme bila na telefonu a ja sam lagano gledao van kako vozimo praznim ulicama. Na radio stanici slušam razgovore između dispatchera i vozača saniteta. Vozač gradske čistoće slomio nogu. Policija pokupila neku djevojku, treba ju voziti na testiranje.
Stanemo u Ul. Nikole Tomašića, čekamo nekog. Dispatcher zove osobu i upozorava vozača da je starija osoba u pitanju pa će joj trebati više vremena. Bakica neka u mantilu izlazi iz zgrade. Mi se pomaknemo da ona može lakše ući. Vozač izlazi van da joj pomogne. Pokraj nas ispred “Veganšpeka” nekih 5-6 mladih osoba koje nam se smiješkaju. Slikaju nas. Negdje po Instaćima kolaju slike mene kako zamotan na zadnjem sjedalu sanitetskog vozila gledam van. Ulazi baka koju smješta u prvi red sjedala. Krećemo ka klinici za infektivne bolesti.
Lik na ulazu nam govori da idemo “dolje”. Za razliku od mene vozač zna gdje je to i lagano se pridružujemo ostalim kombijima. “Šator je zatvoren”, govori nam vozač. Nemam pojma što to znači ali on izlazi van da provjeri sa ostalima. Izgleda da šator ima veći kapacitet ali ovako navečer (nekih 23:30) se rade testovi kraj zgrade. Izlazimo van. Vozač nas pozdravlja i poželi nam sreću. Zbunjen gledam. Starija gospođa koja je s nama došla kaže – “Mora nas sanitet odvesti ako nas je odveo.”. To me smiruje i kažem to na engleskom maloj Nicholson-ovoj (kasnije saznao da se treća suputnica tako zove). Čekamo jedno vrijeme. Gornja slika je gdje se ovo sve dalje dešava.
Doktori u onim zaštitnim odjelima, pokriveni od glave do pete (cipele, glava, oči, …) vade brisove. Ekipa onako okolo na nekom razmaku. Neko na prilazu, neko na travi, neko kod aparata za sokove. Neki došli sanitetom a neki svojim prijevozom. Dolazi i drugo vozilo koje dovozi onu djevojku koju je policija privela. Odmah je sjela van na ulaz, spustila masku i uvalila zapaljenu cigaru u usta. Puši jedno vrijeme dok ju nije vidio doktor. Donosi joj novu masku i baca cigaru. Zbunjen njenim pitanje vidno iziritiran joj odgovara – “Ne, ne možeš pušiti PREKO maske.”. Dolazi sestra i onako kroz prozor iz zgrade nas ispituje brojeve telefona. Kad smo dali brojeve kažu nam da se pomaknemo do žutog znaka. Dođem do one starije gospođe s kojom sam došao. Smrzava se u običnom ogrtaču ona tako idućih sat i pol na otvorenom (nekih 9C kaže Google). Malo pričamo i kaže ona da je došla jer joj je muž jučer zaprimljen ovdje jer je bio pozitivan na koronicu. Samo sam napravio par koraka dalje od nje i počeo gledati prema livadi. Oduvijek sam volio livade.
Zapisuju onu mladu djevojku koja je došla sa policije. Baš je dobila onu nadrkanu sestru. “Zašto ste došli?” upita ju onako pivišenim glasom. Objašnjava kako je došla sa policije. Sestra ne kuži. Ispituje dalje. “37.5 nije nikakva temperatura! Zašto si došla! Kako to misliš, pokupila te policija?! Gdje te pokupila.”. Trajalo je to nekih dobrih 5 minuta. Svima je bilo jasno čime se ta djevojka malo tamnije kože i ne baš najbolje hrvatske gramatike bavi ali eto, djelovalo mi je da je ova baš uživala u ispitivanju. Kad ju je popisala malo se šetkala okolo i žicala telefon da “nazove doma”. Šetkala se okolo tako skoro sat vremena dok ju neka druga sestra nije počela ispitivati zašto je tamo. Oboje su se složili da ne bi trebala biti gore i da je možda najbolje da ode doma. Za svaki slučaj, ako sutra bude imala simptome najbolje da se opet javi. Pozdravljamo se.
Čekamo tako vani ispred zgrade (testiranja se rade ispred zgrade a u 4 prostorije uvoze samo ekipu koja nije mobilna). Neki lik se raspituje tko će ga odvesti doma. Tad sam, skupa sa još jedno 5-6 ljudi gore, saznao da se sanitet mora naručiti da te odveze ali i da te odveze s te lokacije. “Netko mora napisati putni nalog”. Netko drugi je naručivao za mene sanitet tako da mi je čudno da nisu sredili i prijevoz natrag. Anywho, jedan od likova je bio uporan i čekao je sanitet dobrih sat i pol vremena. Teatralno je odlazio 2-3 puta jebeći mater svima i govoreći da će ići taksijem. U jednom od mnogih rasprava sa ekipom pitao ga je doktor – “Imate li vi svoj prijevoz?”. Lik ga gleda i onako smirenim glasom mi kaže – “Da imam, ne bih došao sanitetom.”. Doktor se složio s time. Kaže mu da sredi sa sanitetom to a ne s njima. Kaže lik da ih je upravo zvao i da su mu rekli da to mora srediti sa sestrama ovdje. Mislim da je na kraju sredio. U jednoj od rasprava sa sestrom pita ga ona – “Jel vaš broj telefona…” i reče moj broj. Mašem ja, ne, to je moj broj telefona al su sjebali jednu znamenku. Kaže ona super, jer nikako me nisu mogli dobiti. Iskomuniciramo pravi broj telefona.
Dolazi mi lik i pita jel to ona rekla njegov broj telefona. Misleći da sam možda krivo pretpostavio pitam ga koji mu je broj telefona. Ne zna on. Nema baterija ili su jako slabe i on ne zna svoj broj telefona. Kažem mu da bi to mogao biti problem. Lik djeluje kao netko tko često ide sa raznim bolestima do doktora. Ispada da je lik pod izolacijom i da nije smio van ali da i dalje ide na posao. Kaže da će dobiti otkaz na poslu ako se ne bude pojavljivao. Ako sam dobro shvatio. Mali je to prostor i sve čuješ jer se nadvikuješ sa sestrom na neka dobra 3 metra razdaljine.
Zove me sestra iz zgrade na telefon. Zanimaju je moji podaci. Ime, prezime, OIB, broj zdravstvene, gdje radim… Jako ljubazna i imala je dosta razumijevanja dok sam izvukao naočale, dokumente i u mrkom mraku uspio na zdravstvenoj naći prave brojeve.
Dobrih sat vremena smo čekali na toj hladnoći. Došlo je još par vozila sa nepokretnom ekipom koju su unjeli unutra. Starije osobe koje izgledaju kao zombiji. Bila je čak i jedna mlađa osoba koja je bila bijela kao papir. Shvatiš malo bolje tko su ti kritični pacijenti. Zove mene doktor na telefon. Pita me gdje sam. Gledam oko sebe pomalo zbunjen i kažem mu da sam “ispred”. Što god to značilo. Ispada da je on u uredu u zgradi. Ispituje me kad sam bio sve u nizozemskoj, koje simptome imam, jesam li alergičan, jesam li što pio od ljekova. Pita me i da li sam bio izložen osobi zaraženom ili koja je bila u doticaju s koronom. Onako šaljiv kažem mu da jesam, ovdje ispred dok čekam. Kaže mi on da se ne šalim već da mu ozbiljno odgovorim.
Opet čekam. Sestre imaju samo masku preko usta. Imaju otvorena vrata od svoje ordinacije i čujemo ih šta pričaju unutra. Kaže jedna – “Ja i ne stavljam rukavice više. Pa jasno vam je da ćemo svi ovo dobiti!”. Super, kažem si ja. Dolazi nova ekipa za brisove i negdje oko 00:45 počinju uzimati brisove. Kaže ona “Erlaković”. Kažem ja da nije. Kaže ona da će sigurno sve biti u redu ali reći će ovima da promjene ime. “Ma sigurno je na uputnici dobro.” Jako ljubazna djevojka i kasnije smo sa sestrom ovo rješili. Uglavnom, gurne u grlo; gurne u nos. Shvatio sam da sam jedan od rijetkih kojem nije smetalo. Stavi u bočice. Očita kisik u krvi s nekim uređajem koji se stavlja na prst. Kaže ona da moram sad sačekati jedno 5, 10 a možda i 15 minuta. Čekamo u biti doktora da vidi brojeve i napiše mi povijest bolesti. Sestra kaže da nije bitno. Tehničarka kaže da je. Čekam još jedno vrijeme.
Dobijem neke papire. Kažu mi da će me nazvati na telefon da mi kažu rezultate. Pozdravljam se sa svima i odlazim doma. Pješke.
Priča je dosta jednostavna. Kad netko odlazi iz firme nabavi se bilježnica i u nju se pišu dirljive emotivne poruke koliko nam je ta osoba nedostajala. Ja bih obično nacrtao penis. Ponekad bih napisao koju emotivnu poruku ili crtež bez penisa ali 99% poruka su sigurno bili penisi.
Došao je trenutak da i ja odem iz firme pa su mi drage bivše kolege odlučile ispuniti bilježnicu sa penisima. Jako lijepo od njih. U znak zahvale a i u želji da ove prekrasne penise podijelim sa svijetom odlučio sam da ih sve stavim ovdje. Imena osoba i neke poruke su zablurane.
* Svi su osim jednoga poredani kako su bili nacrtani u bilježnici.
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